An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A fresh vegetable often will stave off the coffin.
A kumquat a week will improve your physique.
A lemon frequently will make you feel lemony.
A radish each hour will turn your face sour.
A persimmon per second is too much, I reckon.
A tomato daily will keep you fit as Beetle Bailey.
A French fry each minute is what killed Tony Bennett.
A whiskey shot per fortnight will save you from frostbite.
A colonoscopy each leap year will help you to keep clear.
A peach pie per decade is fine if it’s homemade.
A pot roast per millennium won’t affect your insurance premium.