Friday, September 22, 2017

Not Safe for Work

Some bad ideas if you're interested in maintaining health at your office job...

• Gallon jug of raspberry sno-cone syrup on desk
• Personal assistant that feeds you onion rings with ketchup while you do paperwork
• Hourly pizza break
• Combination cotton candy/copy machine
• Bottom desk drawer filled with movie theater popcorn
• Starting every staff meeting with hot dog-eating contest
• Chocolate fountain in lobby
• Laundry basket filled with peanut M&M’s
• Keeping coffee carafe filled with hot rotel dip
• George Foreman grill in bathroom stall for quick bacon frying
• Recliner in elevator so you don’t have to sit during long trip between floors
• Reading glasses made from two glazed donuts
• Software on your computer that blocks every site except Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit

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