Friday, September 22, 2017

Not Safe for Work

Some bad ideas if you're interested in maintaining health at your office job...

• Gallon jug of raspberry sno-cone syrup on desk
• Personal assistant that feeds you onion rings with ketchup while you do paperwork
• Hourly pizza break
• Combination cotton candy/copy machine
• Bottom desk drawer filled with movie theater popcorn
• Starting every staff meeting with hot dog-eating contest
• Chocolate fountain in lobby
• Laundry basket filled with peanut M&M’s
• Keeping coffee carafe filled with hot rotel dip
• George Foreman grill in bathroom stall for quick bacon frying
• Recliner in elevator so you don’t have to sit during long trip between floors
• Reading glasses made from two glazed donuts
• Software on your computer that blocks every site except Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit


  1. This is great info thanks for sharing! It's so frustrating trying to lose stubborn fat. And the stress doesn't help. It's not easy but worth it. I stumbled on something and so far so good. It's not magic just natural foods, herbs and minerals and some simple movements that are very effective and help burn belly fat super fast. It basically improves health overall. It's not widely known because it's not profitable to the man because it's all about the natural approach.



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