Neighbor: Ummmmm… am I the first one here?
Jack: No way!
Folks have been coming in and out all day.
Neighbor: Well,
here… I brought this.
Jack: Thanks!
(throws it in trash can)
Neighbor: Ummm…
did you just throw my 7-layer dip away?
Jack: Yeah, that’s
about four too many layers. This is a healthy Super Bowl party!
Neighbor: A
healthy Super Bowl party?
Jack: Yeah, I
whipped up a bunch of my world-famous Figs in a Blanket.
Neighbor: I see.
Jack: Over there
you got your Swedish Wheatballs, Squash Sliders, Crustless Raw Veggie Pizza and
Cottage Cheesecake.
Neighbor: What’s
that in the center?
Jack: That’s my Tofu-tball.
It’s not what you think it is…
Neighbor: Is it a
football made out of tofu?
Jack: Well, that
was a pretty lucky guess. I’ve got some games planned, too. Every time an
announcer says a team needs to take care of the football, everybody has to do
twenty burpees. Say… what? You’ve gotta leave already? Another party to go to?
Okay then. Have a healthy Super Bowl Sunday!
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