“Shane. Shane! Come back! You can’t have that whole box of ice cream sandwiches, Shane!”
“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna… get your damn hands off that chocolate, mister!”
“Today I consider myself the healthiest man on the face of the earth.”
“I’ll have what she’s having. And what he’s having.”
“There’s no place like Hooter’s.”
“Here’s looking at food, kid.”
“I have had it with these motherf^%ing gains on this motherf#$%ing scale!”
“Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. His pants seem to have ripped in the seat…”
“Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was heart disease brought on by a high-fat diet and a sedentary lifestyle that killed the Beast.”
“As God is my witness, I’ll always be hungry again.”
“There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me, ‘keep your friends close, your enemies closer and that Velvetta cheese far, far away.’”
“You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? A huge mistake.”
“I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let… ohhhhh… is that a croissant?”
“Get away from those chips, you bitch!”
“Yippie kay-yay, butter-lover.”
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