Welcome to "Same Old Sh*t" Saturday, where I show my sincere commitment to recycling by throwing up old posts for you to read while I'm off running errands. This has been a somewhat serious week around JSGF, what with the Onederland lovefest and all, so I thought I'd balance out the equalibrium by re-posting a stupid list that has no redeeming qualities other than it made me chuckle to read it again. Hope that goes the same for you...- “Get off! Get off! Get off!”
- “Maybe you’re just retaining fat.”
- “They say any loss is a good loss. How’s about -.00001 lbs.?”
- “Here comes the pain!”
- “Round and round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows.”
- “When you lose, you take all the credit; when you gain, ya blame me!”
- “Looks like you’ve got Dunlap’s Disease. Your belly’s done lapped over your belt.”
- “Ummmmph!”
- “On the moon, you’d only weigh 43 pounds.”
- “Why don’t you try again… maybe it’ll be drastically lower.”
- “And you thought nobody saw you eat those chips…”
- “Good news: you’re still beating anorexia!”
- “Does this number make you look fat?”
- “Tippin’ is encouraged. Get it, get it? Tippin’ the scales… ah, you don’t know funny.”
- “Are you a glutton for punishment or just a regular glutton?”
- “For God’s sake–will you please put on some underwear?”
- “BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….”
- “Let’s say we just call it two hundred and plenty?”
- “I’ve got an idea: today I’ll stand on you and call you a f*ckin’ b*tch.”
- “Say, are you losing weight?
Welcome to "Same Old Sh*t" Saturday, where I show my sincere commitment to recycling by throwing up old posts for you to read while I'm off running errands. This has been a somewhat serious week around JSGF, what with the Onederland lovefest and all, so I thought I'd balance out the equalibrium by re-posting a stupid list that has no redeeming qualities other than it made me chuckle to read it again. Hope that goes the same for you...
