Showing posts with label spongebob. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spongebob. Show all posts

Monday, November 10, 2014

The F.I.T. Song


(speaking part)

Lungebob: It's not about losing, it's about getting fit!

Jackton: What's that?

Lungebob:  Fit is when you...fit is...it’s like...it's kinda...sorta like a...
What is fit?? HERE...Let me spell it for you!

Lungebob: 

F is for Friends gettin’ healthy together.
I is for You and I.
T is for Training to make your body better.

Gym Creatures: 

You can do it (or at least you can try)!

Jackton: 

F is for Fries that fill up your belly.
I is for ICE CREAM… SANDWICHES.
T is for television when you're-

Lungebob:
 

Jackton! Those things aren’t what fit is all about!
Now, do it like this…
F is for Friends who get healthy to-

Jackton: 

Never! That's completely idiotic!

Lungebob: 

Here, Let me help you...
F is for friends who get fit together.
I is for You and I, TRY IT!

Jackton: 

T is for Training to make your body better.

Gym Creatures: 

You can do it (or at least you can try)!

Jackton: 

Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside...
Should we stop?

Lungebob: 

No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Jackton: 

Well I like it! Lets do it again!

Lungebob:

Okay!

Lungebob & Jack:

F is for Free Weights workin’ your muscles.
I is for Intensity.
T is for Toe touches, triceps, and tangerines.
Say goodbye to obesity!

(Laughing part)

Gym Creatures: 

You can do it (or at least you can try)!

Who works out in a fitness center under the sea? This guy!


Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Sh*tJack TightPants



Are ya ready to lose weight, kids?
Aye aye crap-tain! 
I can’t hear you.
AYE AYE CRAP-TAIN!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
Who blogs every day about obesity?
Sh*tJack TightPants!

Committed and awesome and humble is he.
Sh*tJack TightPants!
If diet-tal nonsense be somethin’ you want,
Sh*tJack TightPants!

Then stop by every day (but put down that croissant).
Sh*tJack TightPants! 


Ready? Sh*tJack TightPants!

Sh*tJack TightPants!

Sh*tJack TightPants!
Sh*tJack TightPaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants!

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