Wee Little Children Love Weight-Loss Songs!

Say, Say, Oh Weigh-mate

Say, say, oh weigh-mate,
Come on and weigh with me.
We’ll hit the scale, you see,
And lose a pound or three.

Shout out our progress.
It’ll make our spirits soar!
And we’ll be bloggy friends,
And lose some more, more, more, more.

Say, say, oh weigh-mate.
I cannot weigh with you.
This week I ate a slew.
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.

Ain’t got no excuses.
Ain’t gonna be like before.
Back being bloggy friends,
And lose some more, more, more, more.

LB Showing on the Weigh-in When She Weighs

LB showing on the weigh-in when she weighs.
LB showin’ on the weigh-in when she weighs.
LB showin’ on the weigh-in.
LB showin’ on the weigh-in when she weighs.

Shouldn’t have eaten six whole hot dogs a’fore she weighed.
Shouldn’t have eaten six whole hot dogs a’fore she weighed.
Shouldn’t have eaten six whole hot dogs.
Shouldn’t have eaten six whole hot dogs.
Shouldn’t have eaten six whole hot dogs afore she weighed.

Oh, we’ll all be here to console her when she weighs.
Oh, we’ll all be here to console her when she weighs.
Oh we’ll all be here to console her.
All be here to console her.
Oh, We’ll all be here to console her when she weighs.

Well, she’ll slip off her pajamas when she weighs.
Well, she’ll slip off her pajamas when she weighs.
Well, she’ll slip off her pajamas.
Slip off her pajamas.
It’ll piss off everyone at Weight Watchers when she weighs.

Now she’s gettin’ more excited when she weighs.
Now she’s gettin’ more excited when she weighs.
Exercisin’ and eatin’ right.
It’s a lifestyle more than diet.
Now she’s gettin’ more excited when she weighs!

I Love Food

I love food,
That’s just me,

Led to my obesity.
With a great big lunch,
And a snack at half past two,
Can’t you see what that will do?

I love food,
That’s just me,

But best friends we should not be.

With a great big shrug,
Must be careful what I chew,
Time to say I love me, too.

What Have We Here? Weight-Loss Songs for the Wee Little Children!

Slow, Slow, Slow Your Bloat
Slow, slow, slow your bloat.

Don’t eat so much ice cream.

Healthy, healthy, healthy, healthy.

Live the life you dream.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Scale
Twinkle, twinkle little scale.

How you make me want to wail.

With your number, oh so high.

Why’d I eat that cherry pie? 

Twinkle, twinkle little scale.

Next week’ll be a different tale!

It's Raining, It's Hailin’
It’s raining, it’s hailin’,

My diet plan is failin’;

Grabbed some peach ice tea,

And watched TV,

And paid for it at my weigh-in.

The Nothin’ Man
Oh, do you know the nothin’ man?

The nothin’ man, the nothin’ man?

He wants you to do nothin’, man,

And he lives inside your brain.

Oh, yes, I know the nothin’ man.

The nothin’ man, the nothin’ man.

I know he wants me to do nothin’, man,

So I kicked him outta my brain.

Solomon Chunky
Solomon Chunky,

Began on Monday,

Chinese on Tuesday,

Buffet on Wednesday,

Happy Hour Thursday,

Pizza on Friday,

Dieted on Saturday,

Gained on Sunday,

Nothing ends
For Solomon Chunky.

I Just Have Three Questions For You...

Do you like wee little children?

Do you like songs? 

Do you like me luring you to this site and then sending you off to see a guest post I wrote for my buddy DubyaWife?

Oh well, two out of three ain't bad..