• The only book you read is Facebook
• You can tell your entire life story in 140 characters or less
• You have a high tolerance for poking
• You spend a lot of time worrying about being unfollowed and unfriended
• You retweet in your sleep
• You spend more time in a chatroom than in your bedroom
• You fire off 100 tweets before breakfast (including ones about what you’re having for breakfast)
• You get a Google Alert anytime anything happens anywhere
• Your laugh has become an actual LOL
• Your children know that the best way to get in touch with you is to leave a comment on your blog
• You put more thought into your profile pic than you did on what college you attended
• You are :) right now
• You’ve Skyped on the toilet
• You’ve already posted a link to this post
