Raw Food!

No
Boilin’, boilin’, boilin’
Boilin’, boilin’, boilin’

Boilin’, boilin’, boilin’
Boilin’, boilin’, boilin’

Raw food!



No boilin’, boilin’, boilin’

Got this raw diet rollin’

No cooked chow thru my colon.
Raw food!

Fruit and veggies help me.
I’m hell-bent to be healthy.
But wishin’ my grill was still outside.

All the things I’m missin’,

To improve my own nutrition,

This is the end of things fried.



CHORUS
Don’t…
Microwave, heat ‘em up
.
Heat ‘em up, microwave
.
Microwave, heat ‘em up.
Raw food.

Cook ‘em up, roast ‘em all
.
Roast ‘em all, cook ‘em up.
Cook it up, roast ‘em all.
Raw food!



Keep chewin’, chewin’, chewin’
Keep doing what you’re doing.
Eat that stew without stewin’.

Raw food!

Don’t try to understand it
.
If it’s cooked then we’ve banned it
.
And soon we’ll be living not-so-wide.
And since this diet turned up
No dinner has been burned up.

Better health is here at my side.  



Raw food!

Raw food!

THE DAILY SCALEY

If I had actually been on a raw food diet, I might not have had the unfortunate 

incident at the Mexican restaurant over birthday weekend...