Raspberry Smoothie

Why the hell can't you find a Prince video on Youtube? I smell lawyers!

I was eating like hell 
At the Taco Bell,

Enchiladas and a large ice tea.
Shouldn’t eat like that; it was makin’ me fat
'Cause I ate a bit 2 eagerly.

Nutritionally I was eating 
Something close 2 nothing
,
The same way I did the day before
.
That's when I saw her,
Ooh, I saw her
.
She had a drink I’d never seen before…



She drank a

Raspberry smoothie
.
The kind they make in a smoothie-making store
.
Raspberry smoothie.
And since it’s low-fat, I can drink a little more.

Raspberry smoothie
.
I think I love you.


I’m Sorry, Prince

I was daydreamin' when I wrote this.
Forgive me if I blunder, man.

But when I woke up this mornin'
Coulda sworn I was in Onederland.

The birds were all singin’,
I was dancing in my underwear

Before I was all chubby,
But now I feel as light as air.

You know two thousand and one zero’s coming,
And I feel like I’m doing fine.
Soon I'm gonna party like I’m one-hundred-99.

I was dreamin' when I started,
Never thought that I would reach this dream.

Now I’ve lost all those pounds,
But I’ve gained a lot of self-esteem.

People are all talkin’,
They’re saying that I’m looking great.

It’s never fun 2 diet,
But it’s sure fun losing weight.

They say two thousand one zero–party on,
Yeah, it’s my time.
And I’m just gettin’ started cuz I’m one-hundred-99.

Lemme tell ya somethin'
If U didn't come 2 get healthy,
Don't bother followin’ my site.
I got a lion in my heart,
And baby, he's roarin’ tonight.

Yeah, everybody's got a blog,
We could all diet every day.
Thrilled I made this magic happen,
Glad I danced my ass away.

They say two thousand one zero–party on,
Yeah, it’s my time.
So tonight I’m gonna party cuz I’m a-hundred-99.

Dedicated to all my friends who are making (or have made) that magical trip to Onederland.