I was daydreamin' when I wrote this.Forgive me if I blunder, man.
But when I woke up this mornin'
Coulda sworn I was in Onederland.
The birds were all singin’,
I was dancing in my underwear
Before I was all chubby,
But now I feel as light as air.
You know two thousand and one zero’s coming,
And I feel like I’m doing fine.
Soon I'm gonna party like I’m one-hundred-99.
I was dreamin' when I started,
Never thought that I would reach this dream.
Now I’ve lost all those pounds,
But I’ve gained a lot of self-esteem.
People are all talkin’,
They’re saying that I’m looking great.
It’s never fun 2 diet,
But it’s sure fun losing weight.
They say two thousand one zero–party on,
Yeah, it’s my time.
And I’m just gettin’ started cuz I’m one-hundred-99.
Lemme tell ya somethin'
If U didn't come 2 get healthy,
Don't bother followin’ my site.
I got a lion in my heart,
And baby, he's roarin’ tonight.
Yeah, everybody's got a blog,
We could all diet every day.
Thrilled I made this magic happen,
Glad I danced my ass away.
They say two thousand one zero–party on,
Yeah, it’s my time.
So tonight I’m gonna party cuz I’m a-hundred-99.
Dedicated to all my friends who are making (or have made) that magical trip to Onederland.
