“Spartans! Eat hearty... because tonight we dine at Red Lobster!”
- “Love means never having to say you're sorry you ate the entire wedding cake.”
- “We who are about to diet, salute you!”
- “E.T. phone pizza.”
- “And I will have my veal parmesan, in this life or the next.”
- “Today, I consider myself the heaviest man on the face of the earth.”
- “Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your cinnamon buns even closer.”
- “My precious… pizza rolls.”
- “There is no spoon. How am I gonna eat my ice cream?”
- “You've got a real pretty mouth. And I’ve got a lot of pretty cupcakes.”
- “Ye’d best start believin’ in successful weight-loss stories, Miss. Yer in one”
- “Either get busy eating, or get busy dieting.”
- “Pasta la vista, baby.”
- “I’d rather kiss a wookie… I mean, a cookie.”
- “If I tell you what I weigh, I’ll have to kill you.”
- “Open the microwave door, HAL.”
- “Nobody puts baby back ribs in a corner.”
- “Show me the baloney”
- “Hakuna Potato.”
- “Sugar-delic! Do I make you hungry, baby?”
- “There’s no plate like ham.”
- “If you bake it, he will come.”
- I see dead people… and caramel apples.”
- “I am Spartacustard!”
