He was struggling, he was stumbling,
With his weight on a climb
.
Lived a bitter Jackie Sh*tter
.
He was guilty of killing time.
Oh, my darling, oh, my darling
Oh, my darling… killing time
.
It is lost and gone forever.
You’ll be sorry, killing time.
Light he was not, soft and squishy,
His eating habits were a crime.
Triscuit boxes ate non-stopses.
What a big waste there, killing time.
Oh, my darling, oh, my darling
Oh, my darling, killing time
.
It is lost and gone forever.
Dreadful sorry, killing time.
Then he woke up, got his nerve up.
Changed his choices and his life.
Now he eats well, exercises
No more heartache, no more strife.
Oh, my darling, oh, my darling
Oh, my darling, killing time.
It is lost and gone forever
I’m no longer killing time.
You can change things, you can do it.
You can make your life your own.
I can promise as long as I’m here,
You won’t do it all alone.
Oh, my darling, oh, my darling
It is time to stop killing time
It’ll be lost and gone forever
If you don’t stop killing time.
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Friday, January 4, 2013
Monday, August 29, 2011
Getting Grilled
“C'mon, Jack,” the cop growled. “I know you did it. You know you did it. Angry Eddie knows you did it...”
“YOU DID IT! FESS UP, YOU JERKWAD!”
“Ease up, Angry Eddie. Jack’s gonna talk.”
“Is this that ‘good cop, bad cop’ thing I’ve heard so much about?”
“NO, IT'S NOT, YOU STUPID IDIOT!”
“Easy there, Angry Eddie. Jack, what Angry Eddie was trying to say is that you might as well fess up.”
“I don't know what you’re talking about.”
“Time.”
“Huh?”
“HE SAID “TIME”, YOU EFFING MORON.”
“I know he said ‘time’, Officer Angry Eddie. I just don't know what he meant by it.”
“I meant that you're guilty of killing time.”
“Killing time?”
“That's right. Squandering the relatively small allotment of time you have on this Earth.”
“I don't understand...”
“Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey once said, ‘Time is a cruel thief to rob us of our former selves. We lose as much to life as we do to death.’”
“Okay, but who the hell is Elizabeth Forsy...”
“Listen, Jack. It’s time for you to get serious about reaching your goals. Time for you to start pushing forward to achieve your hopes and dreams.”
“Are you gonna put me in prison?”
“Son, I'm trying to get you out of prison.”
“Right, uhhh... thank you.”
“UMMMM, CAN I BEAT HIM WITH MY NIGHTSTICK NOW?”
“YOU DID IT! FESS UP, YOU JERKWAD!”
“Ease up, Angry Eddie. Jack’s gonna talk.”
“Is this that ‘good cop, bad cop’ thing I’ve heard so much about?”
“NO, IT'S NOT, YOU STUPID IDIOT!”
“Easy there, Angry Eddie. Jack, what Angry Eddie was trying to say is that you might as well fess up.”
“I don't know what you’re talking about.”
“Time.”
“Huh?”
“HE SAID “TIME”, YOU EFFING MORON.”
“I know he said ‘time’, Officer Angry Eddie. I just don't know what he meant by it.”
“I meant that you're guilty of killing time.”
“Killing time?”
“That's right. Squandering the relatively small allotment of time you have on this Earth.”
“I don't understand...”
“Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey once said, ‘Time is a cruel thief to rob us of our former selves. We lose as much to life as we do to death.’”
“Okay, but who the hell is Elizabeth Forsy...”
“Listen, Jack. It’s time for you to get serious about reaching your goals. Time for you to start pushing forward to achieve your hopes and dreams.”
“Are you gonna put me in prison?”
“Son, I'm trying to get you out of prison.”
“Right, uhhh... thank you.”
“UMMMM, CAN I BEAT HIM WITH MY NIGHTSTICK NOW?”
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