• Egg-substitute nog
• Banana Claus!
• Kale cut into Christmas cookie shapes
• Jingle kettlebells
• Fruitcake that doesn’t have any cake in it
• Mistletoe salad
• Raw nutcracker
• Eight maids a’lifting
• Nativity scene includes Wise Men on treadmills
• Kickboxing Day
• Gingerbread house made from melba toast, hummus and kalamata olives
• Insert your own "Hide the Pickle" joke here
• Leave plate of celery sticks and carrots for Santa
• Three sets of Poinsettia-Ups
• Gather the family in the living room for It’s A Wonderful Workout
