• Every time a team scores, everybody does 5-minute touchdown dance
• Six-pack of beets
• Put TV on a spinning turntable so everyone has to keep moving to watch game
• Truvia Trivia (game with questions about “Nature’s Calorie-Free Sweetener”)
• Swedish wheatballs
• Homemade Doritos made out of kale
• Tofu-tball… no it’s not what you think… it’s a football made out of tofu. What? That’s what you thought it was? Damn, are you some kind of psychic?
• Buffalo Wings made from genuine buffalo
• Instead of 7-Layer Dip, try 6-Layer Dip… that’s 14% less layer
• Halftime half-marathon
