Drink Your Water Like You Oughter

I know, I know: it’s tough to get down all the H2O you’re supposed to drink during the course of a day. Here are some tips to help you stay hydrated…

• Imagine that you’re lost in the middle of the Sahara Desert and that you’re wishing for nothing more than a refreshing glass of water. To help build the illusion, dump a bucket of sand in your pants.
• Add something to your water to make it a little more palatable (I hear good things about scotch).
• Stretch a garden hose through your bedroom window and leave the water running all night; that way, you can take sips whenever you're thirsty.
• Hire a “hydration assistant” (there’s a lot of recent college graduates looking to enter the workforce right now…)
• Start an aqua garden; there’s nothing quite as good as fresh-grown water.
• If you’re water is yucky, purchase a water purification system; if your water is too wonderful, purchase a water putridfication system.
• Eat foods rich in water, such as watermelon, tomatoes or water balloons.
• If eight glasses of water a day is simply too much for you, try four glasses that are twice as big as your regular glasses.
• Make a drinking game out of it; take a swig every time you read “LOL” when you’re checking out blogs.
• Drink from a solid-gold chalice.
• Start making your coffee using water instead of whatever it is you’re currently using.
• Wear a mermaid outfit to work.
• When it rains, carry a giant funnel instead of an umbrella. It keeps you dry and you can keep drinking as you’re walking to wherever it is you’re going.

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