Let’s start at the very beginning.
It’s the only place to start.
When you read, you begin with A-B-C.
When you gain, you begin with mo-ate-me.
Mo-ate-me, mo-ate-me.
The first step towards obesity.
Mo-ate-me, mo-ate-me.
[Jackria:]
Mo-ate-me-fa-so-long-no…
[spoken]
Let’s see if I can make it easy…
Mo… too much, upon my plate.
Ate… put it all in my mouth.
Me… the guy who ate too much.
Fa… how far my health went south.
So… I think it’s time to change.
Long… I’ve got so far to go.
No… this is gonna be so hard.
That will bring us back to Mo (oh-oh-oh)
Mo-ate-me-fa-so-long-no-mo!
When you know the things to eat...
You can eat most anything .
[spoken]
Together!
[Jackria and Children:]
When you know the things to eat,
You can eat most anything!
Mo… too much, upon my plate.
Ate… put it all in my mouth.
Me… the guy who ate too much.
Far… how much my health went south.
So… I think it’s time to change
Long… I’ve got so far to go.
No… this is gonna be so hard.
That will bring us back to Mo!
THE DAILY SCALEY
Dammit! Forgot to weigh this morning.
