Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Distraught in my big fat pants.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Distraught in my big fat pants.
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah!
GaGa-oo-la-la!
We've all had bad fat pants.
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah!
GaGa-oo-la-la!
We've all had bad fat pants.
I was too chubby,
I was too portly.
I would eat everything.
Once ate potpourri.
I wanted food.
Food-food-food.
I wanted food.
I wanted drumsticks,
A touch of gravy.
I wanted something fried from KFC.
I wanted food.
Food-food-food.
I wanted food.
You know that I want health.
And you know that I need health.
Cuz I look so bad in my
Bad fat pants.
I want fitness,
And I want a new life.
You and me, we detest our big fat pants.
I want freedom,
I deserve a new life.
You and me, we despise our big fat pants.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Trapped in our fat pants.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Crapped in our fat pants.
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah!
GaGa-oo-la-la!
Let’s get outta those fat pants.
I stopped the horror
With a Blogger design.
Started writing
In a style that’s all mine.
I want to blog.
Blog-blog-blog.
I want to blog.
It may seem psycho,
My juvenile shtick.
I need to keep myself busy,
And this does the trick.
I love to blog.
Blog-blog-blog.
I love to blog.
You know that it’s not easy,
And you know it’s not quick.
To get outta these
Bad fat pants.
I want to exercise,
And I want to get fit.
You and me could get rid of our fat pants.
I want to work out,
And to quit eating sh*t.
You and me could get rid of our fat pants.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
I’m losing these big fat pants.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Tossin’ these big fat pants.
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah!
GaGa-oo-la-la!
Why, why big fat pants.
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah!
GaGa-oo-la-la!
Goodbye big fat pants.
Work-work workout baby.
Work it.
Man, those barbells are heavy.
Work-work faster, baby
Work it
Sez that trainer lady.
Work-work keep pumpin’, baby.
Work it.
I'm a sexy sumb*tch, baby.
I’ve got new purpose,
And I’ve got new ambition.
I’ve got new energy,
I don’t wanna be fat.
J'veux ton amour
et j'veux pommes de terre.
J'veux ton amour
I don’t wanna speak French.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
No fun in my big fat pants.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Done with my big fat pants.
I’ve got new purpose,
And I’ve got a new life.
You and me will live without fat pants.
I’ve got new energy,
All my life is renewed
You and me will live without fat pants.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Who needs big fat pants.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Can’t believe I wore big fat pants.
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah!
GaGa-oo-la-la!
Let’s have no more fat pants.
