Monday, January 23, 2017

The New Greatest Show on Earth

I know they’ve recently shut down the famous Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey circus, but not to worry; there’s another spectacular ongoing event taking place right before your very eyes, only there are no elephants in this one.

Wait… before I can say that for sure, let’s check that scale and confirm.

Week 1 – 282.5 lbs.

Okay, well… maybe there’s one elephant.

And one clown.

The circus is in town, ladies and gentlemen, so settle in and get ready for a whole bunch of thrills, chills and low-fat meals.

Come one, come all.

2 comments:

  1. Soon you will be the ringmaser, Jack. As a (ahem) mature woman who has been up and down the scale many a time, I sometimes felt that that my dresses resembled the big top tent. Good luck, I'm sure you'll be flying through the air with the greatest of ease. Eileen

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  2. Good to hear from you Jack! Race you down the scale?? :)

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