Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Healthiest Ben & Jerry Flavors

Dear Ben & Jerry's,

I noticed that you just introduced some new flavors, but still haven't tapped into the healthy living market. 

With that in mind, I've developed some new taste treats that you're free to buy from me if you're interested...

• Kickass Wheatgrass

• Bombin’ Raw Almond

• I Don’t Carrot All About Taste

• Cauliflower Power

• Elvis Parsley

• Lordy, Lordy, This Tastes Gourd-y

• Olive You But This Is Terrible Ice Cream

• I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Quinoa
• Lentil the Cows Come Home
 • Chia Whiz

• Gimme S’More Broccoli

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