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Wade
Wade who?
Wade myself this morning and gained half a stinkin’ pound.

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Jack
Jack who?
Jack and see if something’s wrong with that scale.

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Cash.
Cash who?
Thanks, a handful of cashews only has 100 or so calories.

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Sara.
Sara who?
Sara easier way to lose weight than diet and exercise?

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Claudette
Claudette who?
Claude et the whole pie in one sitting.

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Alli.
Alli who?
Alli discharge is a side effect of that new fat pill.

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Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
Miserable–I’m dieting. Hawaii you?

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One shoe
One shoe who?
One shoe get me something better to eat than this fat-free cottage cheese?

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Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I think about dessert.

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U-boat.
U-boat who?
U-boat lost more weight than I did this week.

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Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey really have to keep up with all these stupid points on WW?

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Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me some veggies… they’re low-fat and delicious.

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Amsterdam.
Amsterdam, who?
Amsterdam tired of all these stupid Kn*ck Kn*ck jokes I could sh*t.

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Police.
Police who?
Police stop complaining about these Kn*ck Kn*ck jokes.

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Rita.
Rita who?
Rita another weight loss blog if you want something that’s not so stupid.