Thursday, November 13, 2014

Signs It's Gonna Be One of THOSE Days

• Glove compartment inexplicably filled with freshly prepared bacon

• Nurse who administers flu shot gives you candy apple for being so brave

• You go to answer you cellphone, only it turns out to be a Hershey bar

• Sample lady at grocery store holds you down and squirts entire can of Cheese Whiz down your throat

• The blog post you spent 45 minutes writing turns out to just be the words “ICE CREAM” repeated 700 times

• When you pointed to an item on the menu, the waitress thought you ordered the entire menu

• For some strange reason, your manicurist is having you soak your fingers in barbecue sauce


• Shipment from Donut-of-the-Month Club arrives


• You pour yourself a steaming cup of coffee, but then realize that
 someone filled the carafe with rotel dip


• Waitress forgets to bring your hot fudge on the side when she drops 
off your sundae

• Multi-vitamins you’ve been taking turn out to be Sugar Babies


• Have to call off your workout because somebody's on your lucky treadmill


• Neighbor brings by a bunch of freshly picked cotton candy


• Forgot it was weigh-in day and wore your chain-mail socks

• 100-calorie bagel you had for breakfast turns out to be 1,000-calorie one instead

• You’re at work, and the conveyor belt that delivers the chocolate candy that you’re supposed to wrap speeds up like crazy…

1 comment:

  1. oh where do you get all this??? Love it!! I lol everytime I read your blog!



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