Thursday, June 20, 2013

I’m Healthy and I Know It



Yeah, yeah

Useta be whenever I sat,
Girls be looking like “Damn, he fat!”
Too plump to be pimp,
Walkin’ with a limp eatin’ Endless Shrimp, yeah.
 


This was how I roll,
Sweatpants to work,
Weight outta control,

Muscle definition of Pillsbury dough
Til I finally said, “Jack, it’s time to go!”
 




Ah... don’t look at my body.
Ah... don’t look at my body.
I said, don’t look at my body.

Ah... should work out.

Ah... don’t look at my body.
It’s a terrible body.
Ah… don’t look at my body.

Ah... should work out.



So I look in the mirror (yeah)
This is what I see (okay)
Could be the poster child for morbid obesity.
Too much junk in my trunk, think it’s time to stow it, stow it, stow it, stow it.

Unhealthy and I know it.
Unhealthy and I know it.



Yeah

Now hittin’ the gymnasium,
Try to get muscles more like titanium

And when I’m at the table, try to eat healthy as I am able. 

Workin’ hard to rid the rolls,
Only way I know to hit my goals.
Run five K? I can do it with one toe.
Hello friends, (flexing) welcome to the gun show! (watch)



Ah... yo look at that body.
Slightly improved my body.
Ah… yo look at my body.

Ah... I work out
.
Ah... Girl, look at my body.
Ummm… I’m getting slightly uncomfortable.
Oh well, look at my body.
I work out.



Now I look at myself (yeah) and this is what I see.
Still a work in project but I still believe in me.
This may be my last chance and I can’t afford to blow it, blow it, blow it, blow it.



I'm healthy and I know it.
I'm healthy and I know it...



Gotta little less 

Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle yeah 

Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle yeah, yeah
Lose the jiggle, man

Not so much jiggle, man

Yeah

I'm healthy and I know it.



Ah... Girl, look at that body.

Ah... I work out
.
Ah... Girl look at that body.

Ah... still work out.

Yeah, I'm healthy and I know it!

3 comments:

  1. Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle!!! Yeah!

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  2. I happen to love this song. I also happen to love parodies! Yes! :)

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