Wednesday, April 3, 2013

A Few More Weight Loss Songs for the Wee Little Children

The Runny Honey
You put your right foot out,

You put your left foot out,

You put your right foot out again,

And you keep going like that.

You get all runny, honey

And you wear yourself plumb out.

That’s what it’s is all about.

Where Oh Where Has My Willpower Gone
Oh where, oh where

Has my willpower gone?

Oh where, oh where can it be?

With my workouts cut short 

And my eating all wrong

Oh where, oh where can it be?

Ain’t It Great to Be Healthy?
A horse and a flea and three fat dogs,

Tried to lose the most on their weight loss blogs.

The horse lost a pound and taunted the flea.

“Dammit,” said the flea, “Tain’t fair for me!”

Blog, blog, ain’t it great to be healthy?
Blog, blog, ain’t it great to be healthy?

Happy and hearty the whole day through
Blog, blog, ain’t it great to be healthy?

The Jackey Sh*t Club
Who’s the leader of the club

For folks like you and me?


Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there

It’s time to get healthy!


Jackey Sh*t!

Jackey Sh*t!

Don’t ever let your scale go so

High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song

It’s a weight loss jamboree!



  1. LOL I will be trying the runny honey tonight with my little boy, No doubt he will be laughing his head off my the end of it.

  2. Yay, Jack's back!

    Twinkle Twinkle Candy Bar,
    I'd love to eat you in my car
    Instead I'll take the road so high
    and eat my kale and run and sigh,
    But comes a time I'm old and gray
    I'll eat you damn near every day.

  3. Loving the humour. It will be 'running rhymes' in our house from now on!

  4. Welcome back! Hey, no cute puppies? ;)

  5. Great to have you back, I really missed your strange sense of humor.



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