Still More Regrettable Comments I’ve Left on Weight Loss Blogs

• “Honey, you put the ‘moo’ in ‘mumu’.”
• “Stranger things have happened. Hey, I dated my first cousin for two years.”
• “I’ve going to be honest with you: you’re ugly.”
• “Welcome to Fatville. Population: You.”
• “Do what I do: steal office supplies and sell them on Ebay.”
• “Well, it’s obvious to me your son is gay.”
• “VISA 0045875893838430 Expires 7/10. Security code 424.”
• “Your stupid.”
• “Well, as it says in the Bible, ‘Show me the money!’”
• “Next time, why don’t you try ordering the McCelery?”
• “I’m not going to sugar-coat my comments, because then you’d probably lick the computer screen and short the whole thing out.”
• “Don’t worry about it. Some women find impotence to be a real turn-on.”
• “What you need to do is just calm down, take a deep breath and relax. Plus, shut the f*ck up.”
• “10,000 calories a day sounds about right…”
• “Maybe your husband is just a lot smarter than you.”
• “I’m just gonna type “dumbass x 12” to save myself some typing…”
• “If you feel chest pains while you're working out, you know you're on the right track.”
• “That last comment I made was supposed to be ‘anonymous’.”
• “They say if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. So, about your picture: ___________________________________.”
• “ROTFLMAO at your pain and suffering.”
• “If you can’t beat ‘em, out eat ‘em.”
• “Yes, cannibalism is ‘wrong’, but all I’m saying is I have some really tasty recipes if you want ‘em.”