Hey too-big sister, look what you’ve done.
Hey too-big mister, you’ve had your fun.
Hey too-big mister, ease up on supper, man.Hey too-big sister, you know that you can.
Hey too-big sister, show me!
It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day for a “wow” weigh-in.
It's a nice day to lose again.
Hey too-big sister, you're just too wide.
Hey too-big mister, you’re commitin’ suicide.
You’ve wanted this for so long.
You’ve deserved this for so long.
Tell your fat ass: “So long!”
It’s a nice day to start again.
It’s a nice day for a “wow” weigh-in.
It’s a nice day to lose again.
(Pick it up)
Take me down a pound.
There is nothin' fair on this scale.
Just say a prayer on this scale.
And there's nothin' sane on this scale.
And there's nothin' to gain on this scale.
Start again.
Come on.
It's a nice day for a “wow” weigh-in.
It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day to lose again.
I actually heard this song on the radio before I got to work! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteFunny as always!!!
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing sure in this world -
ReplyDeleteIt's a nice day to start again!
This is really good. I need a "wow" weigh-in and a kick in the a$$.
ReplyDeleteThis is spectacular. :)
ReplyDeleteHa ha! This is great! Like Shmologna, I also need a wow weigh in and a kick in the ass. This is going to be stuck in my head all day now.
ReplyDeleteI drink tea in front of the computer, reading blogs. This is the reason I have to temporarily stop, or I am going to ruin the computer by spraying tea when I laugh!
ReplyDeleteExcellent as always!
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Love it. But really, Jack, we want more pictures! Why not do a series called "Do I look like Sh*t?"
ReplyDeleteYES! Every day is a good day to start again no matter what it is! Never give up! I keep telling myself that! I have trouble with the non exercise/weight loss stuff but I keep trying.
ReplyDeleteGreat, as usual.
ReplyDeleteah the symbolism. since stopping grains the exploding toaster has deep deep philosophical meanin' to me! thanks jack (you handsome devil!)
ReplyDeleteI was such a BI freak in the 80's. lol
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ReplyDeleteI love billy idol. Although he does look like he carries some sort of communicable disease. just sayin
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