Famous
Movie Lines, Rewritten for the Healthy Living Crowd
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“Frankly, my dear, I won’t eat a ham.”
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“What we've got here is failure to lose the weight.”
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“E.T. phone pizza.”
• “I love the smell of napalm and hash browns
in the morning.”
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“Houston, we have an eating problem.”
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“You had me at ‘Jell-O'.”
• “As God is my witness, I sure am hungry
again.”
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“Say hello to my little friend! She’s lost 35 lbs.”
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“Pasta la vista, baby.”
• “Soylent Green is people! And it’s high in
fat and sodium!”
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“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and
a nice Chianti. Only 350 calories.”
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“Carpe diet.”
• “Love means never
having to say you're sorry you ate the entire wedding cake.”
• “We who are about to
diet salute you!”
• “My precious… pizza
rolls.”
• “You've got a real
pretty mouth. And I’ve got a lot of pretty cupcakes.”
• “If I tell you what I
weigh, I’ll have to kill you.”
• “Nobody puts baby
back ribs in a corner.”
• “Hakuna Potato.”
• “Sugar-delic! Do I
make you hungry, baby?”
“Lawzy, we gots to have a dietitian. I don't know
nothin’ ‘bout countin’ no calories!”
• “Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a
bell rings, an angel loses a pound.”
• “I wish I knew how to quit juice.”
• “Shaken, not stirred… on second
thought, I’ll have a Mango Bobango Smoothie with a vitamin boost.”
• “I see fat people.”
• “I'll be back…
after my workout!”
