What the Refrigerator Said to Me…

• “Why don’t you come up and see me some time?”
• “Meet me back here at midnight.”
• “I got cheese today. Cheeeeeeese.”
• “Are you religious? Cause I’m the answers to all your prayers.”
• “There might be one more popscicle back in the back.”
• “What’s the rush? Stand here and browse a little.”
• “Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your willpower.”
• “Meal or no meal?”
• “Yes, that’s a banana in my drawer, and I am happy to see you.”
• “You’re always welcome back at the Snack Shack!”
• “Have you ever tried squirting mayonnaise in your mouth? Heaven!”
• “I have no idea who put all that beer in there.”
• “Y’know what’s better than cold pizza in the morning? Nothing!”
• “That yogurt’s nasty, baby. Get you something good!”
• “Sorry, all the salad stuff’s gone over to the Dark Side.”
• “You want the celery? You can’t handle the celery!”
• “I’ll trade you that apple for what’s inside this Tupperware container…”
• “You’ll be back!”