• Bouquet of prunes
• Gift certificate for free spotting as she bench presses 200 lbs.
• Low-fat perfume
• Running slippers
• Lap dance from Richard “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” Simmons
• Candle that smells like gym bag
• Bottle of diet wine
• Squash-of-the-Month Club membership
• Yoga mumu
• New scale (trust me…. Mothers love this gift)
• Low-sodium bath salts
• T-shirt that says “ASK ME ABOUT MY SON’S BLOG”
