Jack Sh*t Home Tour

Somebody made a suggestion that I do a post about my humble abode.
It's a 100+ year old house that sometimes goes for weeks without something breaking down. Come inside and let me show you around...

We converted one of the downstairs bedrooms into The Spicy Crib,
a media center/blog creation area.

Why The Spicy Crib? Because it's so damn spicy!

That's not a real beer, btw. Pisa gave me a candle that looks like a mug o' beer.

TV where I do much of the "research" for JSGF.

A healthy reminder that Anita made for our fridge.

You gotta admit, that's a pretty bitchin' refrigerator.

My other "thinking spot"... the hot tub house Anita had built for me for my 40th birthday.

Can you believe that my parents had this fantastic photograph
of me languishing in their attic? Shame!

It's pretty amazing how much light-up art I own...

My daughter Holly blogs, too; she just does it on her bedroom walls.

I probably should read it sometime.

There's Holly now... no wait... that's just a mannequin in her room.

Pisa collects weird things from around the world.

Tell me you've got something this freaking awesome in your house.

I just don't know...

Greatest. Shower. Ever.

You can't get one of these at Home Depot...

Who lives in this fancy pad out back?

Nobody here but us chickens.

We used to have a lot of trouble with hippies.

It's kind of a gag, y'know.

Does this tour answer a lot of questions or raise a lot of questions?