- A light beer that tastes great, yet is less filling
- Pasta- and cheese-free mac-and-cheese
- An antidote to granola addiction
- Health s'mores
- Elliptican’t machine
- Scale that's just a little more understanding
- Robotic workout buddy
- Running shoes that actually do the running for you
- Sugar-free sugar
- Flesh-eating bacteria that goes away after it's eaten about fifty pounds or so
- Air pudding
- Personal trainer with a sense of humor
- Candy corn-on-the-cob
- Zumba in pill form
- Kettlebelt
- App that turns your iPhone into a scale when you stand on it
- Driver’s seat doohickey that gives you a painful wedgie when you try to order drive-thru at a fast food restaurant
- Cheese wine
- Blog widget that tells you when your latest post really sucks
