Showing posts with label dammit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dammit. Show all posts

Friday, January 24, 2014

Oh, Dammit!


• Dammit! Discovered I've been taking Omega-3 Fried Fish Oil capsules.

• Dammit! Trainer informed me that my "form" was wrong on my chest presses; apparently you're not supposed to take a nap between reps.

• Dammit! Committed to drinking more water during the day but forgot that water's the one that doesn't taste like anything.

• Dammit! Just realized that jar of corn syrup I bought at grocery store contains high-fructose corn syrup.

• Dammit! Stray cat climbed into my gym bag and died over a week ago and bag actually wound up smelling better.

• Dammit! Not sure elliptical I put together all by myself is working right due to fact that one foot goes up over my head when I use it.

• Dammit! Gained weight this week despite fact that I must have eaten over 100 fat-free cupcakes.

• Dammit! Fitness center I just signed one-year membership to turned out to be discount tire store.

• Dammit! Nobody – and I mean nobody – finds these posts as freakin' hilarious as I do.

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