For the most part, I’m not a violent guy. However, there’re a few comments that you can make around me these days that might make me go ballistic…
- “I can eat anything I want and I never gain any weight...”
- “Start over with those bench presses; I wasn’t counting…”
- “I went ahead and put butter on your popcorn.”
- “Have you gained weight?”
- “I’m sorry… I forgot to bring your salad dressing on the side…”
- “Great job! Here’s a king-sized Snickers bar.”
- “You just won a year’s supply of donut holes!”
- “I’m sorry… the gym is closed this week.”
- “Free cotton candy! Get your free cotton candy!”
- “For some reason, drinking beer makes me lose weight…”
- “I think that scale is light by a couple of pounds.”
- “The ‘Plus Size’ section is right over there.”
- “There’s free pizza in the break room!”
- “Would you like fries with that?”
- “Here! Try a sample of our fresh pecan pie…”
- “Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit? Never heard of it…”
