Monday, April 17, 2017

Ways to Ease Back Into a Healthy Lifestyle

• Instead of eating an entire can of frosting, use the plastic lid to cover the container and save some for tomorrow.

• Use the stairs instead of attempting to parkour up empty elevator shaft.

• Don’t top your salad with half a can of Pringles.

• Instead of running a half-marathon, maybe just sign up to run a half-marathon.

• Remember, it’s “anything in moderation,” not “everything in moderation”.

• One way to make yourself drink more water is to try a bite of my cooking. Here, sample my rutabaga pudding. It’s indescribable!

• Believe in the power to accomplish your goals; people said that I couldn’t never not be able to get away with a triple negative in a blog post, but look at me now!

• Each day, write down everything you eat (or if you’re like me, save a little time by writing down everything you don’t eat).

• Walking a dog is more exercise than letting dog pull you around block on a skateboard, but c’mon… HAVE YOU TRIED LETTING DOG YOU AROUND BLOCK ON A SKATEBOARD? WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Remember what Winston Churchill always said… okay, you got me – I have no idea what Winston Churchill always said, but it was probably something like “eat a little less and exercise more and you’ll be well on your way to a healthy lifestyle.”









5 comments:

  1. Good to see you back Jack!

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  2. The luxury of life has make us so lazy to the extend that i wonder if we will not invent a machine to help visit the toilet. That tell you the extent of laziness. Most of the things listed here are stuff to just normally do, but the lazy attitude will force people to kill themselves gradually. Glad you writing again

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  3. Jack! How's it going? Love that Pringles tip. ;)

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