Friday, July 15, 2016

Healthy Riddles for Kids!

Q. Why was the man running around his bed?  
A. He wanted to catch up on his sleep, plus get in a good cardio workout. 

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business... in order to remind you that hot peppers reduce cholesterol, aid digestion, increase circulation and may even help reduce the risk of cancer. 

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? 
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine! But then you might get sick because  shoe polish contains petroleum products, benzenes and carbon-based dyes, all which can have severe ill effects on the body and are known carcinogens. 

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup,” but then they realized they were both winners because they were embracing an active lifestyle and celebrated their accomplishment together as good friends.

Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune? A: Because he couldn't find a date, and he knew that dates and prunes promote brain, heart and digestive health. 

Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent? A: Show me the honey! Because honey honey has a healthy Glycemic Index (GI), meaning that its sugars can be gradually absorbed into the bloodstream to result in better digestion.

  Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: It saw the salad dressing! And realized that  certain brand name salad dressings that pack up to 200 calories and 20 grams of fat per serving. 

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down? A: An umbrella. Also my weight because I love to sit on the back porch during a rainstorm and drink coffee while eating eat cookies.

Q: What happens if life gives you melons? A: You’re dyslexic, but the good news is that melons taste sweet, provide minimal calories and add color to your meals, plus provide a range of nutrients that help you stay healthy and feel your best. 

Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? A: He couldn't concentrate! Also, he didn't wash his hands after going to the restroom and the average person has 200 million bacteria per square inch on their hands after going. 

 Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A: A deviled egg, which was bad because they're loaded with fat and calories. 

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework? A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake! And he didn’t realize that eating paper is a form of Xylophagia (wood eating), and is common in children. Large amounts of paper, reduced to pulp in the gut, can lead to obstructed bowels and could require surgical intervention.

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