Monday, October 21, 2013

Weight Loss Bumper Stickers

MY OTHER JEANS ARE TOO BIG.

WIDE LOAD (BUT I'M WORKING ON IT!)

IF YOU’RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ THIS, YOU PROBABLY NOTICED I’VE DROPPED A FEW POUNDS.

CAUTION! I BRAKE FOR SMOOTHIES.

BABY CARROTS ON BOARD.

GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE. HEART DISEASE CAUSED BY POOR DIET AND A SEDENTARY LIFESTYLE DOES.

DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS TOAST.


GIVE PEAS A CHANCE.

I HATE OBAMA (BUT I MUST ADMIT HE’S A PRETTY GOOD EXAMPLE OF A LEAN AND FIT PRESIDENT)

I’D RATHER BE JOGGING.

I 8 2 MUCH.

MAKE DINNER NOT WAR.

HOW’S MY BLOGGING? CALL 1-888-STFU.

10 comments:

  1. I am stealing wide load, baby carrots and guns don't. I would put them all on my car!

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  2. Fat People are harder to kidnap!!! Love it!

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  3. HILARIOUS. I'd also be on board with "Give Reese's Pieces a Chance."

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  4. HONK IF YOU'RE HEALTHY! Okay, that just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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  5. If I am reading this right - congratulations are in order! :)

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  6. "I hate Obama" is funny. I don't really hate Obama but you see too many other negative political bumper stickers, nice to see some humor infused.

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  7. I love the fat people are harder to kidnap sticker. I want one even though I am not fat haha

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  9. Thanks for sharing this interesting post!
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