Monday, October 14, 2013

Confush*t Say...

…person who shops for healthy food enjoy fridge benefits.

…person who eat too much dried fruit will gain weight for some raisin.

…person who loads up on bread is wall-to-wall carb-eating.

…person who eats too much cheese is guilty of a lot of mindless cheddar.

…person who doesn’t like hummus should give chickpeas a chance.

…person who eats too much wheat is a gluten for punishment.

…person who stuffs themselves at breakfast never sausage a gain.

…a 5 a.m. workout is like a pig’s tail: it’s twirly.

…person who drink beer generally doesn’t lose weight, but it’s on a case-by-case basis.

…person who put too much dressing on sandwich mayonnaise some self-control.

…person who become overweight find it’s something that just snacks up on you.

…person who lives life as couch potato will likely raise tater tots.

…person who has an organic garden tills it like it is.

…people who are butter lovers generally are not better lovers.

...person with bad eating habits won’t see gut results.

…person who drink too many cocktails should only expect martini-tiny losses.

…person who is too obese but wants to play basketball should remember wide men can’t jump.

...person who doesn’t eat vegetables will find it’s parsley his own fault.

...person who eat too much cake is icing for trouble.

Confush*t believes that you and you alone
are the one who controls your own density.
After all, nothing dentured,
nothing gained.

Confush*t's motto:
Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
or stuff the cheesy puffs.


  1. You crack me up. I am going to put some of these on little cards with the old Holiday Inn Confucius logo and give them out to friends. I especially gluten for punishment and tater-tots.

  2. Confush*t's wisdom shall be honored for generations to come. But why don't you have some nifty Asian music on autoplay in the background? You screwed up, Jack.

  3. Just stumbled upon your blog and love it. This is the best!



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