Blog Posts I Started to Write But Couldn’t Finish

• The Adventures of Fat-Man,The Crap-Eating Crusader
• Famous Fatties’ Famous Last Words
• A Serious Look at My Weight Loss Efforts Utilizing Charts and Graphs
• 101 S’More Recipes
• The Britches of Eastwick…A Haunted “Fat Pants” Tale
• Fatduko
• Comments That’ll Get You Kicked Out of a Weight Watchers Meeting
• Ways Weight Loss is Like Professional Wrestling
• Witty Responses to “Are You Losing Weight?”
• Weight Loss Haiku
• Lord of the Onion Rings (the Adventures of Fatbo Faggins)
• Mad Lbs., The wacky fill-in-the-blank weight loss game
• Snide Comments Simon Might Make on the First Episode of American Fat Idol
• Charcoal Drawings of What I Had to Eat Today