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Liftin’ B. Johnson
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George W. Bush-ups
Woodrow Wilsquat
Calvin Coolunge
Franklin D. Kettlebell
George Bench-a-ton
Grover Curl-land
Rutherford B. Hops
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James Burpee-nan
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