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Showing posts with label elanor rigby. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

I'm Really, Really Sorry, Beatles



Ah, look at all the lard-ass people.
Ah, look at all the lard-ass people.

Ellie the Blogger forgoes the rice at the place where the Chinese is served.
Her loss is deserved.
Writes ‘bout her weigh-in, wearing the jeans that she wore more than ten years ago.
Who is it fo?

All the lard-ass people.
Why do they eat all wrong?
All the lard-ass people.
They look bad in a thong.

Fatter Jack Sh*tty, writing the words of a blog post that no one will read.
No one believes.
Look at him working, tweeting his tweets through the day when there’s work to be done.
He’s lost a ton.

All the lard-ass people.
Wearing lard-ass people pants.
All the lard-ass people.
Why won't they take a chance?


Ah, look at all the lard-ass people.
Ah, look at all the lard-ass people.

Ellie the Blogger achieved her goal after doing all she required.
All were inspired.
Fatter Jack Sh*tty, rhyming some words from a mind that is somewhat demented.
No one commented.

All the lard-ass people,
Why do they eat so crappily?
All the lard-ass people.
Do they want to live unhappily?

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