Ways Losing Weight Is Like Buying A New Car

• You’re concerned about trunk space
• It helps if you know what you want
• All the numbers that get thrown around can get you pretty confused
• The professional that’s there to help you work things out often speaks a lot of gibberish
• Your mileage may vary
• The more you put in, the easy it is to get a deal done
• It’s a good idea to research the options
• It’s shouldn’t have to worry about maintenance for a while
• To get what you want, you gotta pay the price
• You’ll get the best results if you can keep from getting overly emotional
• Insert your own “air bags” joke here
• The right fuel will get your motor running more smoothly
• The longer the process goes, the more you’ll probably get off in the end
• The keys are in your own hands
• Folks all around you take notice once you’ve done the deal
• You know you’ll be safer in a new and improved body
• Nothing quite like that feeling of pride and ownership
• At the end of the day, you’re the one in the driver’s seat