Working Out with Judy, My Impersonal Trainer

• “Do three sets of ten thing-a-ma-jiggies on the arm thing.”
• “No, I can’t tell you what muscle group that works.”
• Okay, John. Do some squat-thrust-lift-ups.”
• “I don’t need to write anything down; I’m keeping up with it in my head.”
• “Do some stuff for your lats.”
• “Whatever you do, Jeff… just make sure you use completely perfect form. I’ll be in my office if you need me.”
• “Hi, Karen. Yeah, I’m on Loser Patrol this afternoon.”
• “C’mon, *yawn* you can do it.”
• “It’s a rowing machine. Row, dumb*ss!”
• “Why don’t you try spotting yourself, Jerry?”
• “I was on break, okay?”
• “Yeah, probably you should do some of those… you know… ummm… crunchies.”
• “If the weight feels too heavy, try trying harder.”
• “Excuse me, I’m on the phone.”
• “How much time do we have left? Do that much on the treadmill.”