From specialty children's book I wrote last year called All the Best Faces Wear Braces.
Wednesday, January 11, 2023
Monday, January 9, 2023
Stupid Shankshaw Snippet
From the project I'm currently working on THE KING COLLECTED COLLECTION, a parody of the 1st chapter of (nearly) every Stephen King novel.
Saturday, January 7, 2023
Another Stupid Snippet
From my current work in progress, THE KING COLLECTED COLLECTION. It's a parody of the first chapter of (nearly) every Stephen King novel and the reason you hear laughter outside my office while I'm working every morning.
Thursday, January 5, 2023
November 32nd
Another excerpt from THE COLLEEN COLLECTED COLLECTION, my parody of every Colleen Hoover novel that I'm currently seeking a literary agent dumb enough to take on.
Wednesday, January 4, 2023
Stupid Snippet of the Day
From THE COLLEEN COLLECTED COLLECTION, my parody of the first chapter of every Colleen Hoover novel. Yes, it's a dumb idea, BUT ALL MY IDEAS ARE DUMB IDEAS!
Monday, January 2, 2023
Slapped
Excerpt from THE COLLEEN COLLECTED COLLECTION, a parody of the first chapter of every single Colleen Hoover novel.
Saturday, December 31, 2022
The Colleen Collected Collection
I've gotta be honest: I didn't know who the hell Colleen Hoover was until I read a profile in The New York Times last year. She somehow how fourteen books in the top ten of the bestseller list. How's that even possible?!?
I went to my library app to check one of the books out and they were all on a months-long waitlist, so I went to Amazon and read a first chapter of one. Because my brain works the way my brain works, I started writing the entire thing in my head, just in a funny jokey way.
As a lark, I did one and then moved on to the next and the next and the next (and there are a lot more nexts than that), but I eventually did them all. I'll share them here over the next few weeks and talk about a similar project I'm knee-deep in with another successful author. Here's a hint...
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