Things Heard At the Gym That Sound Dirty But Aren’t

• “Ready to pump some iron?”
• “Can't you get it up all the way?”
• “Great. Now get on your knees…”
• “Don’t forget to wipe it off when you’re done.”
• “I just pulled my groin.”
• “Bend over and grab your ankles.”
• “Can I slip in between your set?”
• “You've sure got a lot on that rack...”
• “Do you mind if I jump on?”
• “Let me help you with that chest press...”
• “I've got something that'll really get your heartrate up.”
• “Push harder!”
• “You really gotta lift your pelvis for maximum impact.”
• “Just do it!”
• “Work it, don’t jerk it
• “Are you gonna get off soon?”