Friday, December 5, 2014

Annie on Adkins!




[ORPHANS]
It’s the carb-not life for us!
It’s the carb-not life for us!

[ANNIE]
‘Steada taters,

[ORPHANS]
We get beef!

[ANNIE]
‘Steada candy,

[ORPHANS]
We eat meat!

[ALL]
It’s the carb-not life!

Got no breadsticks on our plate.
It’s the carb-not fate we hate!

[ANNIE]
Cottage cheese,

[ORPHANS]
‘Steada of wheat!

[ANNIE]
All our French fries

[ORPHANS]
Made of meat!

[ALL]
It’s the carb-not life!

[ANNIE]
Don’t you feel like some pancakes at a cafe?

[KATE AND TESSIE]
Don’t it seem like there’s never any fruit?

[DUFFY AND JULY]
Once a day, don’t you wanna glass of OJ?

[MOLLY AND PEPPER]
This diet’s really cloggin’ up my chute.

[ANNIE]
No one shares when you’re dining at a restaurant!
No one cares if there’s no rice on your fork!
No one cares that you can’t eat what you want!

[ALL]
Everybody thinks it’s great you get to pig out on some pork!

Ohhhh!!!!!!!
Meaty, meaty life!
Nothing sweatie life!
Carb dismissal life!
Lotta gristle life!

[MOLLY]
What’s this? Turkey.

[ANNIE]
Santa Claus brings us
Jerky.

[ALL]
No one cares a bit, my friends.
When you’re dietin’ on Adkins!

[MOLLY]
(Making a whistling sound and imitating Miss Sh*ttigan)

Get up and eat your chicken eggs.
For lunch we’re having chicken legs.


[ORPHANS]
Yank a bag of crunchy chips.
Stick a Ring Pop through your lips.
Eat some garlic toast again.
We love food, Miss Sh*ttigan.

[MOLLY]
(whistle) Want some eats?
(whistle) I made tuna treats!
(whistle) Come and get it!

[ALL]
It’s the carb-not life for us!
It’s the carb-not life for us!
No one cares for you a smidge,
When there’re no carbs in your fridge.
It’s the carb-not life.
It’s the carb-not life.
It’s the carb-not life!

3 comments:

  1. "The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Pork Rinds!" Hilarious, I think I passed coffee with butter through my nose.

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  2. BRAVO - from one Anne to another LC ANNNIE!

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  3. Hilarious! I don't miss the carb-not life.

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