• Switch to skim breastmilk.
• Whenever someone tries to feed you, spit out as much as possible to keep from consuming too many calories.
• Hey, that rattle isn't going to shake itself.
• Supposedly, anything you pick up off the floor has zero calories.
• Request that your parent not give you a baby bottle full of Mountain Dew.
• Try aerobic toddling.
• Cut a hole in bottom of your stroller and swing your legs; it feels just like you're really walking.
• Add chopped kale to your baby food; it's already so bad that you can't make it any worse.
• Count calories (well, when you learn to count, that is).
• Take off your Pampers when weighing in; a loaded diaper can weigh up to 15 lbs!
• Arrange your schedule so that you get up several times throughout the night to scream, fuss and cry; it burns a surprising amount of calories.
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