Mr. Eat Wiser

I’m Mister Eat Sickness.

I’m Mister Ton.

I’m Mister No Fitness

I’m Mister Three-Hundred-And-One.

They tell me Eat Wiser

Whenever I lunch,

I eat a bunch.

Munch munch munch.

He’s Mister Eat Sickness.

He’s Mister Ton.

He’s Mister No Fitness.

He’s Mister Three-Hundred-And-One.

Why won’t he Eat Wiser?

Just watch him at lunch.

Food by the bunch.

Munch munch munch.

Thank you!

I’m working hard to know a weigh

That's under sixty LB’s.

I'd rather have it eighty,

Ninety, one hundred LB’s!

Oh, some like it fit, but I like it

REALLY fit! Hee hee!

Now he's Mister Lean Sweetness.

He's Mister Run.

He's Mister No Bigness.

He's Mister Two Hundred and One.

They say I Eat Wiser,

Whatever I bite,

Fits well in my diet.

Eat just right!

Just right!