• Socks that send you an email letting you know exactly how
stinky your feet are.
• Pants with thigh patches that light up when you eat pie to
show you where those extra calories are eventually going to wind up.
• Belt buckle that magnetically repels refrigerator door and
stops you from being able to open it.
• Bracelet that dispenses a Skittle if your blood sugar gets
too low or if you really feel like a Skittle.
• Cap that features a hat-rate monitor.
• iThong, which sends message to your phone letting you
know whether or not you should be wearing a thong.
• Leg warmers that force you to riverdance for five minutes
once per hour.
• Ring that emits piercing whistle any time you attempt to
order at a fast-food drive-thru window.
• Scarf that doubles as an elliptical.
• Leopard-print robe that monitors exactly how freakin’ sexy
you are in a leopard-print bathrobe. Raaaawwwwrrrrr!
"Leg warmers that force you to riverdance" Otherwise known as those massaging nylons I had that I stupidly kept washing and putting back in the drawer. They were fine until you got warmed up at all and then the itching was unbearable!!
ReplyDeleteI am trying to imagine a scarf that doubles as an elliptical...
ReplyDeleteGreat list. Surely one of these can be turned into an actual thing. I'm thinking the Riverdancing Legwarmers might be possible. Let's get R&D on this, stat and invest our life savings into its development. #risktaker #riverdancer #mightwork An Riverdance instructional video might be a nice accompaniment for this product.
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