• Makes you sign a 300-page waiver before getting started.
• Sits cross-legged on your back while you’re doing push-ups.
• Begins each session by making you swear you’re not a police officer.
• Wants you to exercise fingers by doing five Fire-Alarm Pulls.
• Has an imaginary assistant named “Chester.”
• Spends entire session making you gut and clean mess of trout he caught that morning.
• Dresses like a Confederate Civil War re-enactor.
• Shows you exercise to work your “triceratops” muscle.
• Schedules sessions at a McDonald’s play area.
• Constantly reads you blog posts by his buddy, Jack.
I especially like the last one!
ReplyDeleteHaha. That was an awesome funny post! Though few trainers are friendly, we do feel they are quite frustrating!
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