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Sunday, August 5, 2012
Do What I Say!
Is your life crappy?
Would you rather be happy?
Feeling all screwed?
I'm your fix-you-up dude.
But let us be clear...
I won't do it right here.
Want your life not to stink?
Just click on this
link
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